Vikings in the Supermarket Skating to Win Will Kaguya and Miyuki ever

Will Kaguya and Miyuki ever go beyond making out and get around to officially going out

Find guns and gear to take the fight to the zombies through 25 different scenarios linked by a branching story as you pick your way through an infested city

A story about a poor boy swept away by a kind library mage and the (literal) magic of reading

the fabled lost airship emerges from the horizon

who brags that she's a soccer prodigy but can't seem to stop kicking the ball into her own goal

Vikings in the Supermarket Skating to Win Will Kaguya and Miyuki everWhat would Vikings use instead of horns for their helmets? What would a mermaid do with a shoe? What colour would a King paint his castle? And what does a tidy pirate do on washing day? All these questions answered (and more!) in this fantastically funny collection of poems by Nick Sharratt, with his own inimitable illustrations. Jokes on every page!